Bourne-ucopia

Saw The Bourne Ultimatum yesterday, and while waiting for the start of the movie my siblings and I came up with some titles for a (possible? presumable?) fourth movie in the series:

• Bourne Again ("Matt Damon is...")
• Bourne Yesterday ("Matt Damon was...")
• Aurora Bourne-ealis (soundtrack by The Magnetic Fields)
  
• Bourne to Death ("This summer you'll be...")
• Bourne in the USA (actually a new show on the Travel Channel)
  
• Bourne Today, Gone Tomorrow (or Bourne There, Durn That)
• B. Ourne You Can Be (I hear it's going to be super-inspiring)
• Bourne to Be Wild (on E!)
• Hardcore Bourne ("You want action?!!")
  
• High-Fructose Bourne Syrup (sponsored by ADM)
  
• Jesus Christ Is Bourne (destined to be a holiday classic)
  
• Bourne, Baby, Bourne (Disco Purgatorio)
• Children of the Bourne (oddly creepy family-friendly fare)
  
• Bourne Pops (or Bourne Flakes)
• We Are Bourne. You Will Be Assimilated. (Star Trek 12? 14? 23?)
  
• Bourne on the Fourth of July ("Tom Cruise as Matt Damon in...")
• What, Were You Bourne in a Barn? (The Laura Ingalls Wilder Story)